On Sunday morning, I pulled all my hard-earned Bells — round 150,000 of ‘em — out of my checking account and located Daisy Mae wandering round Sears, my Animal Crossing: New Horizons island. I’ve had a tough time holding onto Bells whereas enjoying the sport. In the phrases of Ariana Grande: I see it, I prefer it, I would like it, I obtained it. But, you see, to spend cash, you’ve obtained to have cash. And that’s the place the stalk market is available in.
Daisy Mae was promoting turnips at 93 Bells a chunk, so I maxed out the quantity I might purchase and hoofed it to my cursed toilet (there’s a skeleton watching over my bathtub), the place I’d retailer my turnips. I lined them up neatly and promptly forgot about them, apart from twice a day once I logged turnip costs with my coworkers right here at Polygon. Unfortunately, I solely obtained to consider them two-and-a-half days earlier than I spotted they’d spoiled. On Tuesday afternoon, a colleague over at The Verge knowledgeable me her gates have been open and Timmy and Tommy have been shopping for turnips for over 400 Bells. I rushed over to my turnip storage toilet and that’s once I seen it: The turnips went unhealthy.
It made no sense! I’d simply purchased these turnips on Sunday! What kind of unhealthy luck had befallen me? Surely this might not have been my fault. And then it hit me: I’d time traveled on Monday afternoon to night-time so I might attempt to catch a snapping turtle earlier than I wrote this submit about Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ snapping turtles. I didn’t catch one on this journey, and I returned to the current with no new pet and, unbeknownst to me, a crop of unhealthy turnips.
For these unaware, time touring spoils turnips in the identical method that holding them for too lengthy does — particularly should you time journey to a Sunday, the day Daisy Mae sells her wares. When I used to be resetting my Nintendo Switch’s clock, I will need to have time-traveled to Sunday night time as an alternative of Monday night time, however apparently, touring backward will at all times spoil turnips; ahead gained’t at all times, so long as you don’t hit the subsequent Sunday.
Needless to say, I used to be completely devastated by my stupidity. All of these Bells! They’re now simply … smelly turnips!
But because it seems, it wasn’t a complete loss. Spoiled turnips are good for one factor: They appeal to ants. Polygon’s resident Animal Crossing: New Horizons knowledgeable Julia Lee instructed I promote my turnips to of us on the lookout for ants. And so, I opened my gates and waited. Here’s one thing I realized: Spoiled turnips are simply as widespread nearly as good promoting costs! A line fashioned as coworkers piled into my island to select up their spoiled turnips that I’d lined up as a smelly runway.
Truly, I’m humbled by the ability of ants and friendship. Everyone introduced a present and took turns bopping me on the top with a internet. (I deserved it.) Who would have guessed the primary time my island was this crowded was for spoiled turnips and ants? What a approach to convey individuals collectively.
But nonetheless, I’d not advocate this plan of action. I’ve been punished for time touring, and now I’ve realized my lesson. I’m vowing — with all of you as my witnesses — to not time journey ever once more, lest I’ll be bopped endlessly with nets.
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